I Know How to Heal Cancer*… and I *ALMOST* Wish I Didn’t

Yes, I just made that claim out loud. I don’t care if someone thinks it’s clickbait. I’m not asserting that I’m a doctor, so I don’t care if someone wants to threaten to sue me for writing this. And I don’t care if someone thinks I’m evil for throwing around such a seemingly casual assertion in the face of such a NOT casual disease.